Spanky McFunktown

Biography


A straight, quazi-gay, ladies man, known for sleeping around with half the locker  room, most of his neighborhood, and has been known to run around  naked backstage (lubed up, and with oddly squishy loafers on). Known  to be the main guy to party with, known to be the main guy to score chicks with (and maybe  guys... He acts disturbingly metro-sexual around other guys), and has been known to host many swingers parties (its   his gimmick <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'ArialUnicodeMS';font-size:11pt;">).

Personal Attributes
Hometown: Buttermilk, Kansas

Height: 6' 2"

Weight: 225 Lbs.

Finisher: Ding-a-Ling Lock

Traits: Absent-Minded, Charismatic, Commitment Issues, Flirty, Party Animal