Abacus Finch

Biography
 A n extremely intelligent New York accountant and very accomplished

mathematician  (although you can't tell it from his jibberish-like tirades during his promos).  He is always trying to work his amazing grasp on  Math in his promos,

to hilarious results (due to the fact that he loses most of the audience 10-seconds into the promo).



Personal Traits
Hometown: New York, New York

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 272 Lbs.

Finisher: Powerbomb Squared

Traits: Genius, Insane, Bookworm, Frugal, Commitment Issues