Hans Butcher

Biography
Hans "The Sausage" Butcher (yes, that is his real name, and it's pronounced "Boo-char") is a  Fat Austrian that was  banished from his hometown after

it was reported children were entering his sausage shop and  not being seen

again. Around this time he started making KinderWurst. The truth is that  he thinks  children are so cute that he could "just gobble them up!" . Which sort

of explains how creepy he gets  around them and how this freaks everyone

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Personal Traits
Hometown: Vienna, Austria

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 375 Lbs.

<p class="p0" style="margin-bottom:0pt; margin-top:0pt; text-autospace:ideograph-other; background:rgb(255,255,255); ">Finisher: Wurst Strongest Slam

Traits: Evil, Flirty, Hates the Outdoors, Grumpy, Insane